tomato

A juicy red vegetable that I love and prefer to eat like apples but most people on the internet seem to hate

Me:Dad the tomatos we grew are so good
Dad:I know
Me:Yum
Dad:Okay shut the fuck up

tomato by Tomatochomper January 30, 2025

cleiton

controlador, manipulador, abusivo, violento, agressor, covarde, machista opressor, tóxico, desprovido de cérebro. small dick

cleiton adora socar sua namorada

cleiton by sneakeyes June 20, 2016

Jacob Young

He is intimidating at first but he grows on you and you learn to like him as a great friend and also he bashes the absolute shit out of people who try to hurt you.

Jacob Young just bashed the shit out of someone!

Jacob Young by im J****b November 19, 2019

zhongliscutelittlekitten

the coolest person to ever exist, shes like a nice cold snowy day with hot chocolate and watching a movie but in human form

“hey have you met zhongliscutelittlekitten?”
“yeah, shes so cool!”

zhongliscutelittlekitten by ventipaimon March 30, 2022

Gooter lover

A person who is attracted to ugly women.

Phil sure is a gooter lover .

Gooter lover by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016

Curly Jefferson

A stoner with curly hair and dog tags

You see curly jefferson over there he only smokes dank

Curly Jefferson by man spider August 31, 2016

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

Gerbilism by bukowsky December 17, 2008

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