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One of the best songs written by Jerry Cantrell, lead guitarist from Alice in Chains. This AWESOME song is sung so beautifully and harmonized perfectly by Cantrell and Alice in Chains lead singer, Layne Staley.

Fact: Awesome bass and drum.
Fact: Awesome Layne Staley voice.
Fact: Jerry wrote this song about Andrew Wood, a singer and friend from the grunge/Seattle area back in the early 90's, who died of a heroin overdose.

Fact: Many interpretations are written about this song, but only one true meaning (see Fact #1)
Fact: Is from the album "Dirt" and also on the MTV Unplugged performance
Read the song lyrics Would? then you must listen to it, it's KILLER!!!

"Would?"

Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Drifting body it's sole desertion
Flying not yet quite the notion

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?

And left you here alone?
IF . I . WOULD . COULD . YOU?

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Would? is a fantastic song, you should listen to it, would you?
Would? by LayneLover October 25, 2012
This program is foobar.
foobar by drron June 3, 2007

I Don’t Knowledge

the extended form of ‘I don’t know’, often used for dramatic effect in modern literature.
Alfie: what will it take for you to finally talk back and defend yourself
George: I don’t knowledge

Kettle bell 

The act of a man's penis being shoved up his own ass which results in a 'handle' of varying sizes resembling that of a kettle bell.
That test was so difficult; I think that I would rather kettle bell myself than take another one.

So after that mother fucker mixed the Skittles with the M&M's I kettle belled him to make things right. Nobody fucks with my M&M's like that....
Kettle bell by I3lasphemy February 21, 2013
Delicious, immaculate, buggin or bussin Carls Jr.
Bussin by Big Bobbie May 19, 2022

girthwaken 

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.
Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
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