cludder
an untalented footballer; a less than gracious description of players possessing slightly grittier or physically intimidating skillsets than others; a phrase employed by the more tactically-challenged manager.
Urban Dictionary
The Hindenburg
When some slut who is so bad at oral sex, you're forced to cry "Oh! The humanity!" as her teeth scrape your man tool.
The Hindenburg by Mr. Gooch September 24, 2004
inappropriate story-telling
Describing your affairs in excruciating detail and claiming when overheard that such descriptions were fiction.
The Republican lawmaker engaged in some inappropriate story-telling regarding his relations with a lobbyist.
inappropriate story-telling by MattF. September 10, 2009
Willy ping
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"
Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"
Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
Willy ping by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
d.a.r.e.
Drugs Are Retarded Expiriments
Downvote away, druggies! You'll never be as smart or have as much money or fun as me, because I don't do drugs. HAHAH!
Downvote away, druggies! You'll never be as smart or have as much money or fun as me, because I don't do drugs. HAHAH!
Stupid Druggy: Oh man, I can't stand how people say pot make you stupid! I'm going to go on Urban Dictionary and write a bunch of BS definitions for D.A.R.E. and the War on Drugs!
Sober person: Fine. Enjoy your drugs and completely fruitless lifestyle surfing the web from your mom's basement. I'm going to go back to school where I've been getting A's all week.
Sober person: Fine. Enjoy your drugs and completely fruitless lifestyle surfing the web from your mom's basement. I'm going to go back to school where I've been getting A's all week.
german pie
When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
german pie by Middletoe365 June 2, 2016