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Stratoshart 

Early 21st century; a blend of *strategic* or *stratospheric*, indicating the high-reaching or overarching ambition behind the act, and *shart*, a colloquialism formed from *shit* and *fart*, highlighting the unintentional and embarrassing release of substance. The term underscores the mismatch between the emitter's intended presentation of strategic content and the actual, often lesser, quality revealed.

A phenomenon in professional discourse where the attempt to impress or influence through the articulation of seemingly significant and strategic insights inadvertently leads to the disclosure of more flawed or unsatisfactory details than intended. This misstep typically undermines the speaker's credibility and the persuasive intent of the communication.

1. **In Professional Discourse:** The occurrence where a speaker's effort to project deep strategic insights or a profound understanding of complex issues results in the unintended revelation of their superficial grasp of the subject, often causing professional embarrassment or diminishing their standing among peers or stakeholders.

2. **In Strategy and Planning:** The articulation of a strategy or plan that, upon scrutiny, exposes significant gaps in logic, feasibility, or understanding, thereby eroding confidence in the strategist's capabilities and the viability of the proposal itself.
"Her attempt to dominate the policy debate ended in a stratoshart, as her arguments unravelled under the lightest of questions, revealing a glaring lack of depth."

"The consultant's proposed 'revolutionary' business model was quickly recognised as a stratoshart, rife with jargon but devoid of actionable substance."
Stratoshart by Rainbow Laces March 23, 2024

Growing a metal 

Getting a boner but some retards think it means getting a chain
Person 1:Dude I’m growing a metal
Person 2:You’re getting a chain
Person 1: No I have a boner
Growing a metal by Crazeesnake June 24, 2019
when you say dude too much so you want to differentiate between close friend DOODS and that dude over there
dude yeah i know Jason he's my favorite dood
dood by kittenonedge March 21, 2022

Little Bitch Boy 

Someone who says they’re down for a get together and then dips out 3 hours before it starts
“Oh yeah I’ll be there”

Narrator voice: Noah, the little bitch boy, was not there

1C2R-in-law 

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.
My 1C2R-in-law is a good person.
1C2R-in-law by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Half your age plus seven rule. 

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.
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