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sober coach 

Someone that helps you recover from drugs or alcohol at home or anywhere you like. Intervention Orange County.com
A sober Coach comes to you your home and stays with you as you recover from drugs or alcohol.
sober coach by Rehab Guy April 7, 2011
Fakest bitch you’ll ever see. Attention seeker. Pretends to be someone she’s not for a dick pic.
Brenna is such a bitch!
Brenna by Stonesss May 3, 2018

Nick Davis' girlfriend 

Hilarious, and will let anyone she is really in love with (Nick Davis) hit her with a truck. She can be very confusing and is a stupid whore.
Wow look at Nick Davis' girlfriend, she is such a bitch.

Meteorite-Walk-home 

A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"
verb: To mastermind war with another country under false pretenses. To commit evil, to instigate or manipulate a situation or event. Deceitful, greedy, lair. To operate above the law.

Noun: To refer to an evil, deluted dictator.
I pulled a cheney and got my co worker fired. Instead of the devil made me do it, cheney made me do it. The leader of that country is a cheney.

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.
Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.
Jarsitation by Jay March 22, 2005
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