deborah o gorman xx

Coffee steeped in room-temp or cold water, normally drank by trendy douchebags who think they're better than everyone else.

A Scottish/British male who weaponizes “just banter,” mixed signals, and perfectly timed vulnerability to sleep with all his female friends — while technically never leading anyone on. Claims he’s a workaholic with no time for labels, yet runs multiple emotional side quests across time zones. Overuses the word keen. Dresses badly on purpose to seem harmless. Has the emotional capability of a spoon. Is your best friend when you’re single, disappears when you get a boyfriend, and mysteriously respawns the week you’re single again. Won’t text “u up?” — will invite you to Chile on a whim while currently on holiday with a different “friend” aka lover.

When you have a really hard workout by Coach Burford. It typically involves some form of screaming, or something involving a lot of pain, and if you give up, you're fucked.

Dam:

a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem

I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.

Normally used to emphasise something

A terrible kicker that is rated #1 in the NFL and reduced to a terrible piece of shit after being an amazing kicker 4 years prior to Sunday November 11th where he became known as Vinichokey and his real name shouldn't even be uttered.