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straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.
Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.
straight 8 by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004

Matthew Tutchell 

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...
hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell
Matthew Tutchell by josh petitt September 9, 2010

Bylingatinghoot 

Saying goodbye to a twin or a person like you
Bylingatinghoot my guy
Bylingatinghoot by Jaymanity April 30, 2022

Tylerisverygay 

"Hey Tyler"
"I'm gay as fuck bitch!!!!"-Tylerisverygay
Tylerisverygay by TYLERDUMB January 9, 2019
A university that has tragically become the media's epitome of a school riddled with cocain rings and sting operations conducted by the DEA and the police. This is a school who's reputation is being tarnished by a few sensless morons who think they are bad ass because they are selling drugs
Mike Montoya was among the SDSU students who were arrested in the raid on 5/6/2008. He was a major in homeland security and was a campus officer who reported to the campus police and was less than a month from graduation.
SDSU by Cbllznhoney May 6, 2008
A villain from Batman that sadly became an icon for incels.
I hate the fact that the joker is associated with incels.
The Joker by I_farted May 10, 2022
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