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David Dolenc 

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.
holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.
David Dolenc by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

Barnacle Sauce 

A thick gravy-like residue which forms on the testicles and inner thigh created by the build up of smegma, cum, piss, and sweat conjoining into a homogeneous mixture.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh there's jason!! YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!!
Girl 2: Nah, Samantha told me the last time she slept with him he had barnacle sauce.
Girl 1: Oh gross.
Barnacle Sauce by DogKarma January 30, 2021
Anikan is one of a kind he’s really cute, amazing, hilarious, Adorable, and really nice! He will make you laugh and smile during your hardest times and is the best person to be around with when you’re sad or something is not going well, make sure to have an Anikan in your life and actually appreciate his existence🀩.
Karla: Hey do you have a friend named Anikan?
Jessica: no, why?
Karla: Anikan is the best person in the world ☺️😊
Anikan by Yo_wassup123 February 4, 2020

i forgor πŸ’€ 

someone trying to say "i forgot" but in a "funny" way
Teacher: why didn't you do your homework
Ben: i forgor πŸ’€
i forgor πŸ’€ by polsk October 29, 2021

Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!
That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.
a wild ape who should go back to calgary zoo and you know who are you gorilla
look theres that ape who went missing from calgary zoo mommy billy run he will hurt you
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