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zendayasexual 

When one is sexually attracted to Zendaya Coleman
Someone: what's your sexuality
Me:I'm Zendayasexual
Moniyaw, Moniyawsis, is a Plains Cree word for a White Person. It’s only truly derogatory if you say it with disdain and loathing.
A: What are those Moniyaws doing out here on the Rez?

B: Picking Sage and Sweetgrass.

A: HEY! Get the fuck outta here you fucking MONIYAWS pieces of shit, that’s for Cree ceremonies, not to stick in your fucking Moniyaw Volvo or on the table by your white IKEA sectional you Moniyaw fucks AWAS!!
moniyaw by BlackbirdBluebird April 2, 2019

Pulling An Isaac 

1.(Verb) Fucking your best friend's dog.
Guy1: I hate my friend, he keeps on Pulling an Isaac
Guy2:Ew... Disgusting
Pulling An Isaac by TenOutOfTenTrue September 6, 2018

Lazy Susan 

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
Lazy Susan by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

slangilize 

To make into slang.
I slangilized the word "december" and now its "decemba".

When I slangilize the quesiton,"Where are you all going to be at later?",it becomes,"Wea yall gone be at lata?"
slangilize by The Brown Guy December 1, 2009

aproxeless

another definition for a rich motherfucker who wont pay one of his employees
person 1: hey have you seen that aproxeless type of guy?
person 2: yea bro he dont pay his employee minimum wage at all
aproxeless by markel May 21, 2021
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