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Saggitarius 

Ok here’s a little lesson for you astrology girls, I’m a saggitarius, so I’m pure of heart right? Wrong. I am the worst person to walk the earth I’m an asshole, a piece of shit, if I knew a clone of me as a friend, I’d fucking kill myself, I’m not some puppy dog eyes, will save anything, walking, talking cliché, news flash Sarah (or some other basic white bitch name), you star loving, capricorn hating, dipshit your personality is NOT defined by when you were born, wake the fuck up.
1:”I’m a saggitarius”

2:”Omg I’m a leo, we’re compatible!”

1:”shut the fuck up, incel
Saggitarius by I just spit fax September 20, 2021
Uncarly is a short term for when you don't have a car. It can be used in many different situations for example if you must plan a trip or carpool.
It can be used both permanent and temporary. Like if you don’t have a car, you are permanently "uncarly". If you don’t have a car at the moment, you can just say you are uncarly og temporarily uncarly.

It could be a helpful term for students when there is a long way to school, and you must carpool. That way you have a word for when you don't have a car so you can let everyone know that you would like a ride to school on that day.
"Im sorry i can't give you a ride today. I'm currently "uncarly" until my car gets back from the shop."

"I'm permantly uncarly now that i've moved into the city! I will just take the bike from now on"
Uncarly by Jonas KJ March 16, 2022
Zebi zabo
Zeb by Zebizabo February 26, 2022

zombie strippers 

the best loow budget movie with lots of tits and bloody tits. Also they shoot golf balls and pool balls out of there women parts.
Eat this you ugly moldy "zombie strippers" slut
zombie strippers by x bjn x March 12, 2011

Verbomit 

When, completely unwarrented, you pour out way more personal information than someone is wanting or expecting.
This girl at school started talking to me; I was so happy to have someone talk to me that i just verbomited all over her.
Verbomit by SLeepdepD October 17, 2008

euphememdialate 

when your friend pontificates while holding the spliff.
dude, ash always euphememdialates.
euphememdialate by pretty three April 13, 2013

Neopolitan 

When you slap a scoop of vanilla ice cream in a girls vagina, then you top that off with semi sweet chocolate chips, then you proceed to to let the ice cream melt and spoon it out and enjoy your true neopolitan. So you have the pink in the vagina the white of the vanilla and the brow of the chocolate chips.
Josh gave Kelly a neopolitan and she giggled as the ice cream dripped down her vagina lips.
Neopolitan by HarryBallBag April 17, 2011
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