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quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona
im in quarantine

Half-Time Special 

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!
I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
Half-Time Special by GKripe February 22, 2011

cum cannon

the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet
i shot her eye out with my cum cannon
cum cannon by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010

King Kong 

Referring to someone who is in serious drug addiction via IV use. Gets in fits of an angry rage and wants to act tough. Will make bs out of nothing and block you on social media.
Dude! Nicole totally was being like Denzel Washington in Training Day when he said, "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SH*T ON ME!"
King Kong by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

Meme Dealer 

A person who uses social media or other forms of contact like a drug dealer with memes
Man to meme dealer “Gimme the stash”
Meme dealer to man “Here’s Ugandan Knuckles”
Meme Dealer by TheBiggestBigShaq January 30, 2018

joergenmourner69 

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me, joergenmourner69
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