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yarf 

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To throw up
I yarfed on my shoes.
yarf by travis gordon January 28, 2004
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Peter's paradox 

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The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.
"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."
Peter's paradox by Kim41 August 18, 2013
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Network Wanker 

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"That guys who is obsessed with networking"
"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"
Network Wanker by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
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minger 

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Minger: Minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.
oh god, look at her - she's a right minger!
minger by MarlboroDawg ;-) February 22, 2002
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Grenyarnia 

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A country in Europe only rich people know about. Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has a Summer home there.
"I'm staying at a country only rich people know about, it's called Grenyarnia."
Grenyarnia by bke_dawg January 26, 2010
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Church of Blatter-Day Saints

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Da offshoot-sector of da Mormons who play football after services.
If you attend da Church of Blatter-Day Saints, a sports-uniform and helmet are considered "Sunday best" attire, since everyone is gonna be fidgetingly-eager to get out of dat stuffy chapel and start buntin' da ole' pigskin around..
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