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mwamachi 

It's a boy's name originating from Taita culture, in Kenya. It means of the water.Sometimes he faces dark days, he tells himself he is strong and keeps pushing. Very selfless and loves childen
They tend to be very sweet and caring. They may also have good and bad times. But always overcome beautifully. Most are Gemini star sign.
They love dancing when no one is watching , they cook the best meals, cares about other so much and would never hurt there loved ones.
He is a brilliant artist articulates artisty in the finnest way ever, very responsible and discipled expect when he sees goumet meals
He loves fully and gives it his all. If you have a Mwamachi don't let him go. He is wholesome.
Good morning Mwamachi, how do you do?
mwamachi by Tesora May 27, 2022

Charleigh 

A hoe who makes no sense
Charleigh told me she liked me but told my bro otherwise, What a hoe.

Harder daddy 

This is something commonly Used during sex when the guy is beating up the pussy but she wants more
Male:uhhh uhhh *moan*
Girl: harder daddy
Harder daddy by Sexqueen124 December 2, 2019
Noun. A business or pleasure traveler, whom of sufficient frequent flyer airline status, knowingly attempts to trick unsuspecting travelers into switching seats, through ignorance, ineptitude, dawning of expensive noise cancelling headphones or other forms of trickery, such that said traveler can perform a modern day version of squatters rights, and sit in the aisle seat, of an airplane."
Verb. The act of tricking a passenger into switching seats through clever forms of trickery, dramatic rendition of ignorance or dumbfounded silence.
Adjective. A descriptive depiction of a frequent flyer who attempts to trick travelers into switching seats, but the airline status of said traveler is not known until discovered at a later point in time.
Usage noun. Overheard from the person sitting in seat 4B, "Some squathole was sitting in my seat, belittling me into believing seat 4B is the window seat. However, judging by his diamond medallion tag on his expensive luggage, he knew exactly, which seat was mine and which seat was his. I called the flight attendant over and she politely instructed the diamond medallion passenger to take seat 4A. Whatta Squathole!".
Usage verb. I squatholed my way into an aisle seat and slept like a baby. I mean seriously, some people shouldn't be sitting up here and the red eye from SFO to New York is serious business where aisles are the only way to go. That silver medallion, actually believed that 10C was the window! Read the diagram! But later in the flight, the silver medallion got up to go to the bathroom and spilled water on my seat. Squatholing ain't easy
Usage Adjective. That squathole flyer actually tried to separate my wife and I, until I reminded him, that we both booked aisle seats, across from each other. That squathole flyer tried to appear dumbfounded, but I knew the gig and pointed to the seat diagram, and slowly moved my finger to the diamond medallion tag, on his expensive ballistic grade luggage. The flight attendant addressed the Squathole by "Mr." followed by his surname and politely asked if he needed assistance in moving over.
Squathole by todamhyp May 19, 2016
coloquial geordie word used to define someone who is really intelligent but a bit stupid or an airhead
a flossy would say "I have a degree in mathematics do you like my sparkly pink dress?"

or "My IQ is 160, nut i think red cars are faster than blue ones"
Flossy by craph January 7, 2008
A delicious drink comprised of the following ingredients:

1/2 pound of whey protein
1 dozen raw eggs
1 infant fetus
1-2 placentas (you choose)
1/2 gallon of midget blood

Blend, chill, and serve.
"I just found out I have AIDS....I need a whey bomb."
whey bomb by Humdinger April 6, 2008

cold rofl 

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!
guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.
cold rofl by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009
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