hood mom

n. 1) a woman living on your street who develops relationships with children who live near her in order to gain information about their parents.

n. 2) a woman who attempts to appear popular by drawing neighborhood children to her in order to spite other adults she does not like.

A. "Oh look, the hood mom just brought out her baby to attract all the kids to her...again."
B. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."

hood mom by SatireJunkie September 8, 2013

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Egg on bread

You say this when someone makes you feel stupid or purposely trying to embarrass you

Person A: Remember that time you fell over infront of your crush?

Person B: Ok why you making me feel like egg on bread for

Egg on bread by Fuckbonnie May 23, 2026

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POD

past over dosed

"My nigga lets get PODed, so high, so high, reefer and blunts is all thats needed."

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POD by Incline January 27, 2004

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Chocolate System

The Chocolate System is an official system created by Danielle James used as code to describe sexy black men of all colors.

Dark chocolate- Sexy, really dark
Milk Chocolate- Dark Brown
White Chocolate- Basically white skin usually mixed black
Special Edition Carmel

CHOCOLATE SYSTEM EXAMPLES USING CELEBS

*Dark Chocolate- If gucci mane was sexy he's be dark chocolate
*Milk Chocolate- Trey songz, sexy, dark brown
*White Chocolate- Drake, sexy, very light skin
*Special edition Carmel- Chris Brown, Light brown skin

Chocolate System by Sharapstar July 25, 2011