n. 1) a woman living on your street who develops relationships with children who live near her in order to gain information about their parents.
n. 2) a woman who attempts to appear popular by drawing neighborhood children to her in order to spite other adults she does not like.
n. 2) a woman who attempts to appear popular by drawing neighborhood children to her in order to spite other adults she does not like.
A. "Oh look, the hood mom just brought out her baby to attract all the kids to her...again."
B. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."
B. "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."
by SatireJunkie September 8, 2013