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scissor shit 

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.
A crush you have for an extremely short period of time, and then a couple days later, you're wondering what you ever saw in the person in the first place.
Sally: I have a confession. I like Billy!
Ann: That guy you're always saying is so obnoxious?
Sally: Yeah, but I found out he's actually really nice!
(The next day)
Sally: Ew. Billy is so annoying! I can't stand that guy!
Ann: Weren't you just saying how nice he was yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, I guess it was just a rush.
Rush by s2015 August 6, 2012

magic bullet 

A term regarding most of the Call of Duties, especially Black Ops. A magic bullet is the last bullet in a guns clip, which ALWAYS kills a person (the magic bullet is shot and then reloading follows). Even if if the person barely shot you, if you get hit with the magic bullet you die.
DUDEE!!! WTF I was owning this dude and then he got me with his magic bullet! What a lucky douchebag!
magic bullet by Blahfish May 23, 2011

sex it out 

To solve problems with sex.
They were fighting, so they had to sex it out.
sex it out by okayiguess7 January 15, 2017
A word used by the most elite people, meaning cunt
You fam your an actual kuznart
Kuznart by Mulch faleej123 November 29, 2020

Atomic Bomberman 

A now outdated Bomberman game, Excl for IBM computers using Windows. It is somewhat Lame. Had speech that Mimicked many lines in movies and TV(Such as"Smokin" and The Mask's line of "Sombody Stop Me").
One thing that I did not Like about Atomic Bomberman was there was only multiplayer mode and in this case had no adventure.
Atomic Bomberman by Light Joker April 26, 2004

Lt. Commander Data 

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world
Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."
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