A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

1. The state of being uneducated or dumb.
2. Often referred to as Patrick the star

The act of using feces as lubricant while masturbating, or to masturbate while on the toilet during a bowel movement.

A sophisticated, yet mad goofy chick with a nice body. She has an old soul and doesn’t take no shit. Loves to try new things and take on big adventures. Jack of all trades. Don’t get on her bad side or it will result in the silent treatment for life.

An absolute dime of a lady. Much like rocket, dime

Rock-God awakened from undersea slumber by nuclear testing. Likes to smash buildings.