Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

Mathurbation by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

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Simp

We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P

ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS

Simp by Long Schlong Silver's March 25, 2021

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Dickwag

To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly

"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"

Dickwag by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

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Gauss

A person who has a Good heart And positive attitude. In any problem always stand for people at any situation, he is very caring person for girls always spread love and respect for partner. They are Smart , funny, and intelligent guy with a great sense of humour. They always considerate to other. very social person. They should good for good and bad for bad

Gauss, is a open minded person, always have a

great attitude.

Gauss by reahdean.zuberburg November 26, 2021

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C):{

It's a cowboy. Or just any guy with a mustache who wears a hat. Variations include : c):{, C):<, C):O, C)B], etc. Essentially, you can take any emoticon and put a hat on it. It's just that the mustache is cooler.

Guy 1: Hey, can you show me how to do a cowboy in text chat?

Guy 2: C):{.

Guy 1: Thanks bro!

C):{ by Hiccup251 August 18, 2012