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the act of cunnilingus with important emphasis on the clitoris.

A derogatory term for a person living in Avenue apartments in Oklahoma, which is known for having a multitude of Oklahoma University students. These students are often stupid as fuck and misbehave all the time, hence the name aveTARD.

A person with an erratically shaped skull, resulting in a distorted collection of grey matter. May find it hard to keep head vertical and often dribbles while speaking.

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One of four, and only four, possible political philosophies. The Libertarian believes in both personal and economic freedom.

The liberal, or left-winger, believes in personal freedom.

The conservative, or right-winger, believes in economic freedom.

The interventionist, or tyrant, believes in neither.

Virtually all political figures, and most of the electorate, are currently interventionist. Things will continue to deteriorate as long as this condition exists.

In most cases, there is no significant difference in candidates. The partisan antics involved in recent elections are therefore absurd. They both are on the same side, so to speak.

Someone who organizes meet-ups for high end escorts. Also known as a “pimp”.