Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

Sog's law by Roars May 27, 2025

SALTS

Acronym for Smiled A Little Then Stopped coined by DeRay Davis

I read your twitter joke.... SALTS... Smiled a little then stopped.

SALTS by seventy6er July 29, 2011

Ili

A beautiful amazing person with a be best friend anyone could ask for and her name is sienna 😏

Someone:oh nice name
Ili:ty

Ili by ili July 4, 2020

clam jumping

Definition 1: When a bunch of dirty skanks jump out of an airplane, and they have a bunch of dirty coochies and their parachutes are hanging from their clits.

Definition 2: When a girl uses her vagina curtain as a chute after jumping off a building or cliff. The equivalent of base jumping. Also see: vagina curtain

Example 1: Jennifer, Chloe, and Mary went clam jumping last weekend. Their chutes got tangled, and tore out their vaginas. Ouch!

Example 2: Beth went clam jumping off the Empire State Building by using her vagina curtain as a chute.

clam jumping by Retard Clan June 4, 2008

Hammergraph

An autograph from M.C Hammer

Bill: I need to get someones autograph
Tony: You can get M.C Hammers autograph
Bill: Nice then i will have my very own Hammergraph

Hammergraph by DJ Abbott June 27, 2012

DMO

Digital Media Optimization: A waste of money that business owners are conned into believing they need.

Guy 1: I think DMO is stupid, can we just get our paychecks already?
D & A: We must sell more DMO! Let's get a DMO dashboard. DMO DMO DMO!

DMO by DMOisDMDUMB August 25, 2011