Being a "shomar" is to engage in conversation with people of afican american heritage and pretending you are one of them even though you are a little dipshit white guy.

It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.

To get raped constantly for your cash just because you're in or around an airport, whether it be the £15 pound burger, the taxi/bus fare that's twice as much just because you're ripe for the picking, or the "Duty Free" at the airport which costs twice as much as the same goods that can be bought on the plane

Another Famous Bramer quote that he says when somebody answers correctly

The random outburst of word vomit without thinking of what it is that you are saying. Speaking without thinking and saying the most random and weird shit without realization you should of thought about your word vomit before allowing your brain to let your mouth say your thoughts.

The acne that results from repeated contact with a scotum.

Kaylee K. She is short, has dimples, long hair, sweet, and smart.