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Fish on a dreadlock

Wet happy

Dry sad
You look like a fish on a wet/dry dreadlock
Fish on a dreadlock
Janei, is basically "yesNO" in icelandic, its a sort of no, but its a bigger no then just no, ist like "humm, yes . . or NOT?!". The "yes" in this being irony which kind of builds up the negativity in the 'no' part.
Guy1: Hey check out www.butch.com its awesome
Guy2: jaNEI!

or

Guy1: check out this guy www.anime.is/haddi.jpg
Guy2: hahaha jaNEI ! ! !
janei by Kristmundur June 5, 2005
HOLY SHIT I JUST GRINGLED ALL OVER HIM
Gringle by xXDr.EvilXx May 29, 2024

Ernestophillia 

Sexual attraction towards Melanie’s dad, Ernesto.
Damn look at Ernesto, I think I have Ernestophillia.

Barbalicious 

NOUN: A term used to describe a woman, who in public is Ultra-Feminine, SEXY and Professional. BUT behind closed doors, can COOK da Hell out of da kitchen AND be a FREAK in da bed!

ADJECTIVE: A Beautiful Stranger from across the room who stands out amongst the SKANKS...
A Classy Babe SO DANG HOTT and DEE-LICIOUS, she makes yo mouth WATER!
GUY#1: Mmmm! Hey baby!, Miss 34-28-36!...Why don't you take off them glasses, drop that suit and lemme HoLLa at cha, Barbalicious! Heyyyy... Mmmmh!

GUY#2: Damn, dude! Dat beeyotch be outta yo league!She's too Barbalicious for a ghetto brutha like you!
Barbalicious by HoLLa_itsBABS! August 21, 2009

jizzauce 

Jizzauce includes the act of actually spreading or smearing the jizz as if it were a sauce, almost to be received as a special treat by the recipient. Not to be confused with the generic term "jizz" or "cum" or "semen", which is just the white, gooey liquid.
I wanna jizzauce all over that hot girl's tits.

If you piss me off again, man, I'm gonna jizzauce all over your face while you sleep tonight!
jizzauce by NUGe13 July 20, 2010
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