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Mayfield Senior School 

Mayfield in on the top of a small hill Bellfontaine, the girls that attend it are often called the bitches on bellfontaine or senior sluts. Most of the girls are rich bitches but some are nice and humble. This school is a great school for your daughter if she stabs people in the back or just enjoys pissing people off and/or is slutty in any way
That girl is such a bitch she must go to Mayfield.

Don't molest me go molest a Mayfield girl, at least they will enjoy it!

Back and forth

Sounds like the motions a saw with a midget at each end would go through if they were cutting a guy in half with one (and not something related to two people talking about something).
The midgets kept bringing the saw back and forth, but it took hours and hours for them to get to the guy's intestines.
Similar meaning to the meaning of the word cunt, the word applies to fat cunts. The 'ph' is used instead of the letter 'f' to make the word bigger implying the individual or group it is said to is bigger than the average person.
Bob: Tim is such a fat cunt

Jim: Yeah, he is a Phunt

Bob: Hahaha
Phunt by Funnnykunt October 15, 2012
The word Americans say when trying to pronounce niche
"Choose a small nitch market" when overheard is actually "Choose a small niche market"
nitch by hopelessone February 3, 2010
The state your dick is when your dick is sucked dry and is now floppy.
I just gave my bf the best geloppy ever.
Geloppy by cutiepi1416 February 26, 2025

Shiny pussy

The combination of the words "shiny new toy", and "new pussy." A person that is fucked for sport, and to maintain one's sexual prowess...not for emotional support, or a long term relationship.
1) "So, why don't you get shiny pussy to take you to the airport?"
2) "This is Heather...my shiny pussy."
3) "Naw, man...I got rid of my old pussy, and replaced her with some shiny pussy."
Shiny pussy by Smiles9000 October 29, 2011

Girl failure 

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
Girl failure by Rawrmar August 8, 2024
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