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A fat piece of shit. A dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an Fpos. does. These people are more common than you might think. They often don't attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(Example 1)

-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?

-Shut up man, i was hungry.

-Dude, you're being an Fpos.

(Example 2)

Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?

(Fpos runs away)
FPOS by SturdlyMcHarkin September 2, 2012

The Dirty Annie 

While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner poops onto the other. The second partner proceeds to collect the poop and push it back up their partner's asshole as the partner sucks it back in.
Boy 1: Hey, how was Anneke last night?
Boy 2: Good, but she tried to get me to do the Dirty Annie.
Tiniest dicks everr!!!!!!!
See that girl with that guy ?
Yeah he's a victor poor her she doesn't even know!
Victor by Jordwazzle October 2, 2017
A girlfriend that will not allow you to fuck her and is only willing to give you hand jobs.
Phil: Poor Tom, his gf doesn't let him bone
Bob: Yea she's a stroker
Stroker by Jisser August 30, 2009

coil-a-tron 

A coil of meat or sausage. Noun. Also a coil of poop in a toilet or on the ground
Dude, I just dropped a coil-a-tron, and I feel better. Did you see the size of the coil-a-tron he ordered for lunch?
coil-a-tron by Higs March 3, 2015

Status laundering

the act of resharing or reacting to a well-known person's post in a way that's designed to make you look like you're in their circle, agree with them as an equal, or have some kind of relationship with them, when in reality you have none
Status laundering with his social media post showing Neil Patels quite for SEO when he doesnt even know Neil

Curry Night 

Curry night is a night in which people of similar intrest come together to celebrate the wonder that is curry. It is a beautiful night.
'Hey, im thinking of having some people round my house for curry and zoolander...'
'LIKE A CURRY NIGHT!?'
'Yes.'
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