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Dissembler 

A person who hides their real intentions and feelings; a shady motherfucker
I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler
Dissembler by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023
(sounds like: bee-lada) Slap with a dick that is not erected

This slang was created by BRKsEDU, a brazilian youtuber that lives in Canada!
put out the lollipop and gives a bilada on her
bilada by guaravitamina April 21, 2016

chew mooch 

One who always mooches a dip off another person but never has any to share with any one else.
Man, that alex kid is such a chew mooch
Something that feels incredibly good when massaged, licked and when dicks plunge into it.
ME: Hey babe, wanna see my pussy?
MY GF: Baby, you know I wanna!
Random Guy: Can I join this?
ME+MY GF: Yea gimme that dick!
Pussy by Lesbian_Angel September 14, 2020

whorelistic 

The intentional use of sex as a shortcut to advance oneself in the business world rather than relying on merit or hard work. Can be used effectively by both males or females.
Bob....Hey Jim, did you hear? Sally got another promotion.

Jim....What? That's the second one this year. She must be using the whorelistic approach.
whorelistic by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 12, 2010
When something is a bad knockoff of something from Italy.
Example:

- This early 2000s Tuscany interior in your parents kitchen is done rather Shitaly.

- The food at Olive Garden makes you feel Shitaly
Shitaly by oh_daam June 17, 2022
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