may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.

"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"

may i take your hat sir by Patrick Star for president 201 July 10, 2016

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UnknownVariable

A notable figure in the Roblox community, known as a sentient piece of Roblox code and often referred to as “The Reaper of the BanLands.” Said to punish exploiters, hackers, and those who dare tamper with the fabric of the game itself.

Bro, stop exploiting before UnknownVariable finds out — I’m not trying to end up in the BanLands

UnknownVariable by Xilver_Syntax October 7, 2025

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Invigilble

Invigilble is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
an aviation nut same as Blaster_5670 but more reserved, a sussy baka and the reason why we are a proper squad (in arma)

the number one coordinator in arma, a reliable helicopter pilot and ensures order in the squad

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-Invigilble

Invigilble by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

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CosmicBlonde

A blonde girl that listens to EDM(Blissful Ascension Music) loves the animal Kingdom, loves the universe. Her personality is a rainbow type and loves humanity. Her mythical animal is the unicorn. She is faithful to her lover and doesn't cheat she is cosmic because her mind and body is always in the higher realms of the heavens and not set on wordily things. She is not materialistic and dislikes money lovers. She the Embodiment of Urania Venus and Earthly Venus with the soul of a Virgo.

I need a Cosmicblonde to chill as I jam to so EDM so we can lost in bliss.

CosmicBlonde by Cosmicjay76 June 7, 2022

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your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

your mum by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

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luvfortaehyung

luvfortaehyung is the best taehyung stan! argue with a wall <3

“Did you know luvfortaehyung is like the best taehyung stan?”

luvfortaehyung by marrijk April 15, 2022

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Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

Alabama grease gun race by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

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