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Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.
"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

B.O.O.B.S. 

B est
O bjects
O f
B aby
S ucking
PEDIATRICIAN: B.O.O.B.S. are better for your baby than a bottle.

21ST CENTURY MOM: This aint the 1950's bitch. No one has time to Breast Feed. Ever heard of BREAST MILK IN A BOTTLE?
Armaan by Johnny YOOOOOO January 7, 2020
To be weird, disturbing but undoubtedly funny and amusing all at the same time.
Damn Bro that shit was braisy.
Braisy by TATEDEF January 3, 2021

United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
A combination of "bro" and "bud" spoken primarily by males who use them interchangeably and, hence, have difficulty picking between the two. A low-key term of endearment among friends.
"You gonna finish that last slice of pepperoni, brud?"

"I couldn't steal Filly's girl — he's my brud."
Brud by essdogg January 19, 2010

Flip a Bitch

To get angry and mad and be all loud and crazy about it.

Person may use the word 'fuck' a lot!
Nick: BRO! YOU FUCKING MORON! THIS SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! FUCK YOU!! I HATE YOU!!

Ryan: bro calm down! don't flip a bitch!
Flip a Bitch by Lakerbaker24 October 4, 2011
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