A formal straight edge kid that starts smoking, boozing and screwing anything that walks again. This is typically what happens when these seemingly straight edge kids get to college and succumb to the pressure of frat boys/sorority sluts because emos usually do. They need to be taken to the back and shot because god forbid someone "break edge".

Somebody that is weird,or a "square"

Compulsive-Complaining Disorder

This is a disease that usually occurs at the age of 15 or 16, especially in the UK during GCSEs. There is no known cure but it usually dies down a bit after that period of time.

However, there are some people who are born with this disease and live their whole life suffering from it. It is, unfortunately, hereditary.

Symptoms include: "FML", more swearing than usual, becoming maniacally depressed at writing with a blue biro, banging head on table, banging head on wall, banging head on any available surface, napping in the afternoon, napping in class, staying up very late in the evenings.

The euphoric feeling experienced the day following the consumption of Taco Bell or similar consumable products.(this can be experienced same day as consumption)
AKA: Mud Butt

Speer·et cew·keng

Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.

Create a positive spin