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Urban Dictionary

Green Lamper 

An academic who's lack of "street" experience causes an over reliance and fixation upon standard academic discourse despite overwhelming practical considerations.

(In reference to the color of the lampshade of desk and table lamps often seen in academic settings)
"Who, Jim? Ignore him regarding this issue as he has no "real world" experience with it. He's a classic green lamper: Raised in a sheltering family, off to private school, then nothing but academic study for 10 years."
Green Lamper by Martin Peter June 8, 2007

Jugglenauts 

A pair of boobs of a well-endowed lady while jogging
Wow, did you see those Jugglenauts? These things have their own zip codes
Jugglenauts by orieisen November 25, 2015
A simp will do anything for the female whom he's simping over, he's doing her maths homework whilst she's getting ploughed by a 6ft4 dude. A simp is at the female in questions beck and call, often disregarding other friends to be a personal assistant to the female. No one likes simps, don't be one. it's beta behaviour.
David really do be simping 'do, he's a simp beyond proprtions and is getting no coochie in return. Sarah is using him and has her simpee (David) on a leash.
Simp by NotJosephOk? February 3, 2020
A word that means Vulture in portuguese... Also used to make fun of someone.

Can also be used in a shouting term!

"This is a stated fact from most Brazilians"
"Man you look like an urubu!"

"URUBU... URUBU..."
Urubu by MarquesLeite June 11, 2009

Zulian Mudskunk 

A fish from World of Warcraft favored by Gahz'ranka in Zul'Gurub.

Also giving a girl a dirty sanchez while receiving a rimjob.

It is everything, and also nothing.
BRB GF wants to Zulian Mudskunk.
Zulian Mudskunk by Elaeli February 10, 2009

muffin maker 

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
muffin maker by m.t.p. December 28, 2008
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