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Urban Dictionary

foreskin cheese 

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
It’s a word used when you say something but don’t mean it.
“I love you...SIKE!”
Sike by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 27, 2018

califonication 

It's understood that hollywood sells califonication.
califonication by litllelbz August 13, 2006
"Pulled It Right Out (of) My Ass" -- Describes a number or statistic that either you made up on the spot (presumably based on experience) or can't be bothered to make a careful study of to determine a more accurate value.
We were running out of time to finish the estimate and certain vendors weren't getting back to us, so we put some PIROMA prices in a few spots and we'll cover the difference with change orders.
A shams is the definition of fortitude and a gorgeous soul. A shams is great at hiding her emotions and feelings. A shams does not like to share her feelings and if she does consider yourself very lucky. Not only is she brave but a gorgeous girl. She’s thin, medium height and has a great body. She’s curvy that drives boys crazy. A shams is loyal, honest, creative and intelligent. She has the brain of a sharp knife. She’s blunt that sometimes makes people not like her but she speaks her mind. She will support you, help you and care for you once you have her heart. But she can also be a bitch once you break her heart. A bitch that knows no forgiveness.
A-She wont give me another chance!
B-Oh that’s because you messed with a shams!
Shams by Sha-ms November 22, 2021

Gobblicious

Gobblicious is the definition of complete success

Could be related to sport, finance or anything else where it's possible to be successful in.
-He is totaly Gobblicious

Then he is very successful
Gobblicious by Gobblicious January 14, 2010

Mauranne 

The most beautiful, smart and kind person ever. It's very rare to meet a Mauranne, so you have to cherish her deeply.
She is so smart. Her name must ben Mauranne.
Mauranne by Girl611 November 21, 2021
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