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John Kerry 

1. Someone whose supporters can't name a single policy that he had or name anything he would have done that would have made him a better president than the mediocre GWB. If you question Kerry's policies, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

2. According to Democrats, the only soldier in Vietnam that wasn't an evil baby-killing nazi. If you question Kerry's heroship, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

3. Someone whose followers believe that calling their opponent a "chimp" or a "nazi" is a mature and intelligent debate tactic. If you question Kerry supporter's arguements, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

4. Someone whose followers believe that the best way to win over support for their candidate is to insult and belittle the American public as much as possible. If you question the Democratic Party's God-given infallibility, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

5. Someone supported by poor, oppressed millionaire propagandists like George Soros and Michael Moore. If you don't believe Soros and Moore without question, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

6. Some one who "had a plan" but couldn't be bothered with telling us this plan. If you question Kerry's intelligence and leadership qualification, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

7. Someone who barely lost the 2004 election to an unpopular incumbent and probably would have won if he had just taken a solid stand on an issue, any issue. Of course, the Democrats go and blame the American public for their loss and not their own ineptitude. No wonder it's so easy for Republicans to accuse Democrats of "hating America", which would be a ridiculous and unbelieveable claim if not for the Democrat's complete contempt and hatred of anyone who doesn't worship their partyline like a God. If you didn't vote for Kerry, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

Maybe in 2006 you'll convince enough of these stupid, uneducated, sub-human redneck rubes from outside of New England and California to vote for your candidates. Maybe.
Undecided Voter: So tell me, how will Kerry improve our economy and what's his plan to get us out of this clusterfuck of a war?

Kerry supporter: VIETNAM! VIETNAM! VIETNAAAAAAAAM!!! HE WAS IN VIETNAM AND WAS A GOOD AMERICAN! YOU ARE AN INBRED REDNECK IF YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE HIM AS CHRIST REBORN!!! BUSH IS A MORON NAZI CHIMP ASSHOLE!!! CHIMP! NAZI! FASCIST!!! I wish I was old enough to vote...*sigh*...

Me: Republicans suck, but at least they aren't a bunch of elitist condescending pricks like these guys.

percolator 

When you're stupid enough to dance on a glass table and it breaks.
*Steps on glass table*
It's time to do the percolator
*Moments later*
It went into my... *You can guess where*
percolator by Deathrock616 June 4, 2011

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

poopinstine

Famous footballer who kicks poop instead of balls
"Poopinstine is my favourite poop kicker!"
poopinstine by Swagy bruh October 16, 2021

brokearseness 

The word used when Luxon works his magical finance skills in the beehive to rizz the last dollars out of ur back pocket
Damn I can't afford this week's rent or morgage payment my brokearseness won't be able to buy soy latte now
brokearseness by Certifiedfuckwitt February 28, 2024

freak off 

A combination of freak out & take off.
To flip out or freak out & then leave all in a matter of moments.
Hey, damnit, where did Steve & Alice go? Steve got into it with Adam & Alice threw a fit, so Jason told them to freak off before it got out of control.
freak off by Lift-ticket November 28, 2006

stupid club 

Kurt Cobain's mom said Kurt had joined that "stupid club"--that collection of people (specifically artist) who commit suicide.
Kurt Cobain's mother was quoted as saying that he had joined that "stupid club."
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