Utah shitsicle

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.

"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"

Utah shitsicle by Gnarcat February 8, 2010

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Deprousing

When a person, place, or situation is both depressing and arousing. Usually fits when a person is lonely af, AKA having the best sexual experience in his life attributed to his WAIFU body pillow.

Guy 1: Hey man, this flashlight I bought on Amazon was FUCKING amazing! You should totally get it!

Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.

Deprousing by HikaDika April 23, 2018

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can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

can i borrow your phone charger? by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

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teacock

When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.

By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.

teacock by mizzaroni November 22, 2009

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Clownsville

A town/city where there is so much more guys than girls that girls don't have to care about the way they look or act because they will never go home alone. Fat ugly girls in mini skirts everywhere with clown like make up make a town a clownsville.

Townsville/Clownsville

Clownsville by scube October 5, 2010

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superfabulous

1. Something more fabulous than fabulous
2. A song by BT McGowan

I'm simply superfabulous!

superfabulous by Emma aka. Chica!!! July 25, 2008

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Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.

Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.

Internet tattoo by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024

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