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peemptive strike 

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.
We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.
peemptive strike by hurdygertie July 13, 2017

Pepsi Cup 

You fucking thought you could find the definition here didn't you
You: Whats a Pepsi Cup?
Me: get fucked cunt
Pepsi Cup by LugerUser54 October 7, 2020

tangle elf 

an elf that tangles up your electronic cords
a damn tangle elf fucked up my xbox last night.
tangle elf by jack265 January 8, 2008

cold ass shit 

Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.
"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"
cold ass shit by Marki G May 19, 2005

Nigga Fuck Your Couch 

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

watermelen 

A magical, massive green fruit that tastes exactly and also the opposite of how its pronounced
Me: You want some watermelen?

Friend: Sure

Me: *Gives watermelen

Friend: What is this? This isnt watermelon!

Me: You're pronouncing it wrong

Friend: *Unconscious and foaming at the mouth

Me: *laughs maniacaly
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