Ever: Yo, did you see Klaus the other day??
Amar: No why what happened
Ever: He molested another girl...
Amar: I hate Klaus

I was on my connection flight from Munich with globalShit and the plane crashed faster than I finished with your mom last night.

Americans know fuck all about British slang.

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"Ey I'm gonna go to the consto to pick up some faygo. You want anything?"

Aucxilia is very beautiful