jaythedarkonetwo

Honestly, if i found that damn thing in my living room, i would stomp on it until it becomes a small brown stain.

I like to JayTheDarkOneTwo across the floor. You crackass i know you’re reading this from the motherfucking discord shut up michael you deserve to be treated like ass.

jaythedarkonetwo by JayTheDarkOneTwo May 4, 2020

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azuriah

Azuriahs are well hung guys and are very attractive. They are often called whores by the people who are lonely. They also are very kind, generous, loyal, brave, strong, and humorous. Although Azuriahs are quiet everyone likes them. They also are great in bed ;). And finally if you ever get a hold on one be intimate.

Man your lucky if you know a Azuriah

azuriah by HornyIrishMan June 1, 2018

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Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

Texas Hammer by Voinyws June 30, 2022

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ally murphy

Ally Murphy is an adorable,kind,and loving person.She usually has blonde hair and is very sporty.Typiclly will either play,soccer,basketball,or softball.If you find a ally Murphy,you should cherish her and never let go because you'll never get a friend or gf/bf like her ever agiain.Also they are very halarious.They brighten up your day and make you smile.They are also very smart and entergetic.An ally murphy is one of the best people around.

"Did you just see that girl make that goal!"
"Yep,that's Ally Murphy

ally murphy by TrashBoi23456 February 7, 2017

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Hungarian Forklift

An alternative to the syberian clutch, but rather than coming from the back you approch your victom from
the front.

Dude I was about to give that girl over there the syberian clutch but she turned around before I could do it, so I switched to the hungarian forklift.

Hungarian Forklift by C.I.C May 1, 2009