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Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.
Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.
Beaver Crickets by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011

Little shit 

1. Little shit, is generally used to describe a bratty kid.
2. Tiny bits of feces
Example:
Little shit: Guis im sad i have depreseion pls give robux or i wil kil ur family 😣😣😔😔😞😔😟😕😔😟

Holy crap, my hampster shitted little shit!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1
Little shit by Vampxxire February 26, 2021

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
Stalker Friend Syndrome by tbaaaby November 6, 2010

kilometer high club 

1) The metric equivalent of the mile high club usually associated with our European friends.

2) A derogatory commentary of any previous unsatisifying attempt at becoming a member of the mile high club.
Tom promised to fly me to Europe and make me a member of the mile high club but after landing I don't think we even made it to the kilometer high club!
kilometer high club by DOMINIX June 19, 2009
booty unsatisfying,weak, boring, not good
This party hella booty, lets leave.
booty by cherrie grl October 7, 2006
1) Adjective describing people who talk with their eyes closed and like the smell of their own farts.
2) Adjective describing people who always brag about their hybrid car.
3) the gas produced by smug people
Kyle's dad started emitting smug everywhere he went after he bought a hybrid car.
smug by E Cartman September 30, 2006