5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

5 minute pisses by Telephony May 18, 2014

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textual relationship

1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.

2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".

These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.

Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.

textual relationship by The Jon Harrison June 5, 2014

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bloodvill

The coolest audio maker on roblox and a overweight hyper active autist with anger problems also hes fucking 5'10 and fat a huge fat throbbing cock that he never shows

Hey Whats up my nigga bloodvill!

bloodvill by nigganator101 November 2, 2020

linswifey

very swaggy 😎 coolest person in the world

linswifey is amazing

linswifey by linsmouth October 30, 2021

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Finland

It´s a great country! You should come to visit here! We have a sauna. That´s a place where is hoooooot! Probably all the american people would die there, ´cause they are so terribly weak to heat. So,come here, please. Oh, here is also Santa Claus (Joulupukki in finnish) and midnight sun!

Finland is great country! They weren´t allied whit Germany at II world war!!!

Finland by Maichou May 13, 2005