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Vercondency 

(Noun) The act of willfully giving someone or something in need what they wanted with a disadvantageous and inconvenient outcome. See tall tale Monkey's paw

|Vercondent| (Adjective) The quality of someone or something that willfully gives another in need what they wanted with the outcome being inconvenient and disadvantageous.

See related: Screwed over Fucked
"Tom always complains about how loud my snoring is, so I just punctured both of his eardrums! I love vercondency!"
"While vercondent in nature, the monkey's paw taught a valuable lesson."
Vercondency by ShiftyCharacter July 29, 2016

Schrodinger's slur 

Schrodinger's slur is simultaneously an offensive term for someone of a certain ethnicity, and at the same time a fun nickname when used by friends.
Karen: You damned dirty SPICS.
Juan: How dare you!!

Julio: What's up you dirty spic?!
Juan: Not much bro what's up?
Michael: What just happened?
Juan: Schrodinger's slur.
Schrodinger's slur by FreeCuba September 16, 2021

Mickey Moused 

To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.

Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.

I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.

He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
Mickey Moused by RJubJub January 28, 2012
A modern lifestyle, subculture, or personal identity completely defined by, dependent on, and altered by internet trends and viral hype
"Rejecting traditional hobbies, his commitment to viralism meant his entire aesthetic changed every single week to fit new trends
Viralism by Roganist08 July 7, 2026

Eggerman your bags 

An overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags.
Do you have checked luggage or did you Eggerman your bags?
Eggerman your bags by Vinny Monahan November 25, 2016
usually a female with dyed blonde hair (usually turns out looking orange and nasty) the chicks that look like they need to take a mad long bath are usually trashy. when their hair has more greece than a mcdonalds hamburger something isnt right. usually long dirty nails painted wild colors. has attendancy to wear leppard print although it doesnt match a darn thing. nascar t-shirts define trashy and so does camo in the middle wal-mart. if your are 9 months pregnant pushing around 4 to 5 other children (all by different fathers) and i can see your tramp stamp, you just might be trashy. if you wear bright red lipstick every single day and you usually have it on your teeth theres another dead give away. bright bright blue eyeshadow when you clearly do not have blue eyes also makes you look trashy. if you've dyed your hair blonde and i can now see 3 to 4 inches of dirty dark brown roots your might be trashy. if your husband/babydaddy is named after a nascar driver or is missing more than 4 teeth you might be trashy. if you need a magnent to find your belly button ring and one your way in you find another child then you might be trashy. if you carry yourself as a loud, rude, know it all, low life, peice of trash nothing and you have friends, its only because they think you can hook them up with drugs. if you take a pregnancy test every week you might be a piece of trash. if you let your friends peirce you at school you are not only stupid but you are trashy. you have more than 12 hound dogs and you live in the boondocks with a cousin, you are trash. if you have said "get er done" and been serious about it, then your trash. if you mess with other girls boy friends you are with out a doubt trashy scum. if you have a fake tan during the middle of winter and everybody knows its fake...your trash. in other words to sum it all up trash is somebody who doesnt have an ounce of self respect and you certainly do not have to be poor to be trash infact poor people are often very very classy people and money has nothing to do with being trashy (unless your making it in the wrong ways). its all about class and the lack there of
pam anderson is "trashy ", even though she has alot of money.
trashy by J_ennife_r January 27, 2009
a slag who can’t keep his dick in his pants :)
that Indes best friend is so hot
Inde by nerf35 October 12, 2022
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