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Urban Dictionary

Zoom Clowning 

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.
"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."
Zoom Clowning by bird_brain April 3, 2022

gothic music 

Yes: Razed in Black, Fear Cult, Sisters of Mercy, EBM music, Neo-Folk music, Diary of Dreams, Death in June, L'ame Immortale, Christian Death, Unheilig, E Nomine, Cradle of FIlth, The Kovenant, Nosferatu, The 69 Eyes.

NO: KoRn, Tool, SlipKnot, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Trapt, Nu-Metal, Deftones, Good Charolette, Sum 41, Nu-Punk Rawk, Avril Lavigne, The Darkness, Evanescence, 80's hair metal, MetallicA, Insance Clown Possee, Kid rock, Rap Metal, Rap music as a whole.
Motherfucker, never ever let me hear you say that ICP is gothic music.
Stop refering to Mtv SHIT as gothic music.
Fuck the influx of so called "goths" in the music world.
gothic music by Daniel Starkey January 4, 2004
Precun is a mispelled version of Precum, used often for ERPS.
DaylenTVGaming:*Precuns a bit*
Precun by Lfourteen_ May 19, 2022
1)A gaming console for people who want to play games, but don't want to be made fun of for it.
2)A gaming console that any noob can own face at.
Person One: I'm gonna go home and play my Xbox 360.
"Cool Kid": Pfff Loser!
Person 2: I'm gonna go home and play my Wii.
'cool Kid": Hey can I come?
Gamer: I can't believe my mom beat me at Wii Sports?!?
Wii by Geohn January 21, 2009

heterosexicle 

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.
Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."
Ciara is a nice person. Likes personal space, though. Thinks hugs are nice, but only if you ask first. Probably gay.
“Hi, Ciara! Can I get a hug?”
“Sure!”
Ciara by Mauve Silo February 13, 2020
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