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raisin dick 

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
raisin dick by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

Logan's run

It is what Jaclyn Logan xp manager dose to you when place on a development action plan
If you miss phone goal at Convergys
Logan's run by Thors hammer December 20, 2004

manapples 

Oh man, did you hear about Johnny!? He fell out of a tree and crushed his manapples!!
manapples by Mistermangrove June 5, 2022

Chicago Handshake 

A form of greeting first made popular on Chicago's South Side during the 1920's.

As you reach out to shake someone's hand, you smile, step on their foot
then fire your snub nose .38 revolver through the pocket of a cheap overcoat.
BANG! BANG!

"Wat da fuck happened to Big Joe?"

"I dunno. Some guy was smiling and shaking his hand

like they wuz long lost friends then next t'ing ya know
I heard a coupla shots an' Joe's layin' dere wit' his dick

in da dirt an' the guy was gone!"

"Hey! Why is the toe of one of his $300.00 shoes all scuffed?"

"I dunno... This is some more South Side b.s.
Let's go before tha' cops get here."

"Yeah... It looks like Big Joe got himself

a Chicago Handshake."

Nick Buchan 

A man with a tiny penis who loves men. He also loves to cock and ball torcher himself to Avery purdy.
Ughhh I could so use a Nick Buchan right now.
Nick Buchan by Steve Hraby June 17, 2022

Argument of cringe 

Is a logical fallacy which describes the situation when someone bases their argument on a comically superficial statement/comparsion.
You are making argument of cringe logical fallacy.
Argument of cringe by GinChin December 15, 2021
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