Tjørring is a wonderful city and is placed in Denmark close to Herning. Everybody loves Tjørring and if you come from Tjørring you are cool, sexy and sweet. You probably also know Lone Bonde!

Seattle-area band, consisting of Ryann Donnelly (lead vocals), Jonah Bergman (bass, vocals), Steve Bonnell (guitar), Brian Turner (drums).
Their first CD, "The Funeral Sciences" was put out in 2003.
Awesome band, not like everything else!

Refers to a drug manufacturing facility, not professional. Usually a drug house.

A phrase used to describe one-upping a friend with a very trivial, and often unnecessary, correction; typically referencing statistics and other sports related facts; named after Kyler Neufer (alternative spellings Nuefer, Newfur, Neufter), former Division 3 Collegiate Athlete notorious for this one-upmanship behavior; popularized by NHL forward Josh Norris.

where you put all your crusty smegma on a blackmans cock and eat all of it

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.