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Fart cannon 

japanese car with an aftermarket exhaust thats just too damn big for the 78 hp pos civic that it's on. The result is an even shittier honda that not only looks like a pos but also sounds like an actual shart. People (i.e. Retards) do this in an effort to join the import community but instead end up in the ricer community. As a newly adopted ricer, they will rev the fuck out out of their golf cart engine "vtech" at every intersection and floor it once the light hits green if theyre next to a mustang. After the ricer loses to the guy in the mustang (or any other car for that matter) who wasnt even aware in the first place that he was racing and won, the ricer will try to hit up a consversation and ask about the driver's upgrades and how his fart cannon added 50 or even a hundred hp because it sounds louder. Ricers also drive like assholes and cut people off because they think they're racing at every single moment.
Ricer: "bro i just bought a new exhaust."
Dude: "you just bought a fart cannon and now your car sounds like liquid ass for everyone in the neighborhood to hear."
Ricer: "yeah, but now my car goes super fast."
Dude: "no it doesn't, if anything it goes slower."
Ricer: "well now im in the import community and im officially a street racer like paul walker in tokyo drift."
Dude: "no you are not. You're in a group of ricers who cause accidents on the open street. You're in a group of retarded assholes. Why tf am i friends with you."

See also ricer
1) An idiot that tries to troll, only to fail in the process.

2) See: trool
A tridiot got banned for the seventh time this month for posting links to goatse despite receiving warnings to stop.
tridiot by Idiot-Finder2 June 30, 2008

Jibblelish

A term used when the speaker is saying a speech in a unknown language but its mixed up American vocabulary.
Bro said he was gonna hit the freeway, grab some gas, circle back after Walmart, but then started talking straight jibblelish about a toaster union, Tuesday energy, and the Constitution needing a nap
Jibblelish by Santiyama January 22, 2026
He is the gayest person you will ever meet and stupid as can be short ass f***ing white kid
Raymon by Gdhdhdh October 8, 2019

caoimhe tominey 

literally the best person to exist and shes so hot and amazing and perfect and beautiful she makes ur day better by like 100x and is the cutest person ever
jak:have u seen caoimhe tominey?
me:go kys jak no one likes u
caoimhe tominey by bl00dytearss January 30, 2023
Verb. To steal emails from a large distribution list and use them to annoy other people.
As used in a sentence

I marceled that girls email thinking she wanted to be forwarded all my lame jokes.

I am going to marcel your email address to let you know when cokes are on sale at the grocery store, 2 six packs for $5.
Marcel by Freddie Mac March 18, 2008
Gifted individual, knows a lot of Hindi curse words but overall pretty good guy with a massive donger.
Saanil did you fart?
MAKE WAY FOR THE GREAT SAANIL
Saanil by dillr May 14, 2025
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