A failed tourist
village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with 5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every day at noon, or when an old
lady locks herself out of her
house.
Person
1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person
1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Florida of Michigan?
Person
1: That's the one.