A failed
tourist village with a population made up mostly of senior citizens. It attempts to be like Lexington but without the investment in business. It has a vibrant downtown area with
5 whole businesses, and a siren that goes off every
day at noon, or when an old lady locks herself out of her house.
Person 1: I live in Port Sanilac.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: An hour north of Port Huron.
Person 2: Oh, you
mean the
Florida of
Michigan?
Person 1: That's the one.