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r/teenagers 

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive
Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!
r/teenagers by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
Kian’s are loving, compassionate, and cute in a hot way.

Though they may have past heart break they aren’t afraid to shower you with attention and show you how much you mean to them:VERY early on (in a flattering non clingy way).

Though they’re such gentleman’s don’t be fooled, they like to get it on every chance they get if one falls in love with you!

Kians are humble, try to make you laugh all the time, and are just great company.

Kians are husband material, if you can get one you’re getting a bargain. A best friend and a passionate lover.
Friends: why are you single?

Me: I probably don’t want a relationship or something

*meets a kian

Me to me: realizes “damn I’ve never fallen in love before, I want to get married and have kids and...”.
Kian by BAE from the uk March 1, 2019

Demon slayer 

So a boy named tanjiro aka the sun and his family got slaughtered by MJ (Muzan Jackson) Yea womp womp, and his sister became a demon which yellow electric pikachu simps for and peppa pig is honestly agressive
friend 1: bro i hate demon slayer
me: stfu and go kys and i hope u get a car crash
It's basically weed. but since most of it is startin to come from California, they call it "cali". But since mostly bloods smoke it(no offense)it's refered to as "bali".
Dude: yo son where u goin?

Other Dude:Man Im Bout ta go get me some "Cali"
cali by U Already January 17, 2008

Jungle Bungleee

The mark made when a female suckles a males taint after eating their partners pubic hair, whilst screaming "Jungle Bungleee! Jungle Bungleee!Jungle Bungleee!"
"Tyreese was sore after Gerard gave him a Jungle Bungleee."
A Tochi is a nice person but NEVER judge a book by it's cover. She/he may look good but gosh is she/he a package. She /he can be extremely sassy and doesn't always care about how other people feel. When Tochi is not in her/his MOOD she/he can be very loving and she's/he's a big jokester she/he loves to crack jokes and play games. She/he may talk alot at times but that's a Tochi for you.
The teacher told Tochi off for talking and Tochi argued with the teacher but apoligised/apoligized later on.
Tochi by Starree July 9, 2018
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