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Chronic Abrasive Cunt Syndrome. Condition affecting millions of people around the world. Symptoms include intolerance to boundaries, general lack of respect and an abrasive demeanor. Characterized by flare ups intermittently throughout the year and a unique inclination toward longevity.
Mary has really been on edge lately, I think her CACS is flaring again.
Maggie was such a cunt today. Sometimes I forget she has CACS.
CACS by Winnemac5000 May 6, 2022

immature 

One who abuses drugs to feel grown up.
One who abuses alcohol to feel grown up.
One who calls people immature.
The majority of the teenage population.(immature)
immature by a-nonny-moosee February 20, 2009

Wife Degree

A girl that is looking to marry a guy who makes a good sum of money in order to stay home and have children. Many girls who do this attend the colleges themselves and move around from place to place on the premise that they "can't find what suits there wants" for there future. They then marry a guy who has a degree and subtly quit college and pretend as if they tried and just wanted to focus on married life.
Guy 1:Dude, I am so glad I broke up with Ashley.
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1:Because two months after me she was engaged to another guy in my Engineering Class and he said she just wants to stay at home now.
Guy 2:She was looking for the Wife Degree wasn't she?
Wife Degree by Cheez is rice April 19, 2009

Pooiside Bomber 

When you a shite so god damn stank that the air vent in your bathroom permiates the entire godamn world...
"Dude I just committed an act of terror against all other Alpha Males and dropped a huge duce in my toilet and now I'm labeled a Pooiside Bomber"

Grizznot 

One who speaks of honor yet posses none. A false prophet whose claims dominance over many, but will fight very few.
Grizznot likes to run his mouth but wont accept all challengers.

Mother secondary school 

It is a direct translation of the Chinese word

(母校)which means one's Alma Mater. 母 means Mother, 校 means School, hence the word is formed.
"Wah Yan College is my mother secondary school." -Li Ka Chiu

Rumplestiltskin 

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.
We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.
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