When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".

When a dudes penis is wider than it is long. There are benefits with having a Chabota. Great for pussy punches.

Philadelphia Fagles and their fans

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.

Someone who sucks at rainbow,has a small cock, stupid, likes ira, and has an idol that he learns everything from named Sean.

Food Attention Deficit Disorder.

When the quantity/variety of food in a kitchen, at party, or in a restaurant filled area makes it impossible for you to decide what you are hungry for.