To wait for somebody to fall asleep, and then nestle your nose snuggly into their anus while humming showtunes. This causes the recipient to soil themselves.

A newspaper of poor repute.

Nut in the Hoop means that the nut represents a human being and the hoop represents a underwear or panty

The human being wears the underwear or panty.

A gay cunt who enjoys little children and disabled people

Is slang for "your female pet dog"

A nickname for Kronenbourg 1664 as drinking it enables you to abuse people, mainly people who are called Mick