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Lilford Centre 

Well were can I start. This school is for spaks. We all enjoy going as not much learning takes place. If you go a day without hearing Johnothen call somone a weapon or moan about how much pepsi max he is drinking you have not experianced anything. As for vickey the big boss who strides around school looking brighter than the everday sun in that orange dress which i have never seen change. Dirty. Well, when it comes to exlusions were can I start they hand them out like left right and centre. If you breath = exclusion, talk = exclusion. And it gets worse from there. We are no longer able to take hot drink into the classrooms as one fellow pupil decided to wear his cup of tea instead of drinking it shouting it was an acident when we all know really he poured it on himself to get out of class. The best occassion was the mug balancing act on the fire exit door handle again expreimented by the same pupil this ended up with alot of tidying and one less mug to drink from. You could never go a day without having a laugh or seeing that one pupil who decides to mix white wine and cider the day before school and come into school hungover as fuck. He then decided to puke all over the bathroom toilet. 🤣 The school representation shows high standerds when vickeys boss came into school. Blasting the song “ I dont give a fuck about you” as he walked into the room. Well faces soon changed there.
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Lilford Centre School.
Lilford Centre = Shit and movable fucker. Jonathan = Funny, to bossy and having a good laugh. Mandy = Daft, funny, stupid.
used as a verb, this is the pronunciation of the acronym "DWI", or "driving while intoxicated"
we're kind of drunk, but let's deewee over to the 7-11 to get some more beer.
deewee by thirdrate.com June 30, 2003

Chichi get the yayo 

The line used in scarface as tony asks chichi to get the Coke that they just aquired from a deal gone bad. Yayo is in reference to cocaine.

MILFMERIZED 

When you are under the impression of a cougar or milf. Charmed or seduced.
That cougar was so hot I was milfmerized.
MILFMERIZED by Gspills November 3, 2018
Wine, it's the slang/caribbean pronunciation of wind.
Wine ya body -> Wind your body.
Wine it up -> Wind it up.
Wine by Scrizzie July 10, 2023

snazz-a-coolz

a word use by shakespare in 1659; meaning cool or snazzy or a or any other word along those lines
guy 1; hey whats for tea?
guy 2; mac and cheese
guy 1; yessss
guy 3; hey. whats all the fuss about?
guy 2; mac and cheese!!
guy 3; kl
guy 4; SNAZZ-A-COOLZ
snazz-a-coolz by Mr, josh April 6, 2009