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Crabitch 

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.
Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado
Crabitch by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009

Neil Dewan 

Neil Dewan is a person with unusually unattractive facial features, a big ego, and massive nose. He tends to do well in school but not be very good at videogames in general.
Stop being a Neil Dewan
Neil Dewan by Nelly Dewali January 21, 2022
Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys

Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids
"Yeah dude bens a total monkey god."
"I know right?!"
Ben by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022

arm pit sex 

when you insert the penis into a persons armpit region.
"the sweat and hair from the arm pit sex was to overwhelming that i cummed in the hair, making it funny and more slippery!"

"hey dad, why not some father-son quality time,lets play baseball,sorry son no baseball today,lets try arm pit sex instead i heard you get the same work out and a LOAD of fun!"
arm pit sex by coon_slayer May 13, 2005

15th of july 

The most handsome males are born on this date, usually 6”2 with amazing facial features especially their Greek god sculpted jaw lines. Their also usually insanely good at every sport and get many females with their insane chat and body while also looking the part their very intelligent many people born on this date are known as kings/Gallases
Wow did you see Cameron the other day he must of been born on the 15th of July
15th of july by Crackalcing February 3, 2021
Someone who looks similar to vector from despicable me. Or doing an anti social neeky activity.
Arthur’s acting a bit saddley i cannot lie.
Saddley by gwionw06 June 18, 2023