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devils washbowl 

When you cum in a girls mouth then give her a Carolina reaper and she uses those two as mouthwash
“Damn did you really give her the devils washbowl?” “Yeah she’s still recovering”

November 21 

On November 21 you get to suck off guys dicks
November 21 by KennethThaiLMAO November 20, 2019
A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. Having anal sex will literally tear your ass apart.
boy1: keep your girl inside, i heard Veryk was headin' out today.

Boy2: FUUUUUUUCK! I JUST LET HER OUT. GUESS IT'S HIS GIRL NOW...
veryk by govatsoulakii November 20, 2021

blanket time 

When a guy and a girl sit together sharing a blanket, engaging in sexual activity under the blanket, using the blanket to conceal the sexual act from the rest of the group. Commonly occurs in public settings such as church vans and movie nights
Dave G: Yo BR, you should come on my youth trip this summer.
BR: Hell no, nigga, I ain't doin' that shit.
Dave G: Nah Nah nah, you can get mad bitches on that shit
BR: How's that?
Dave G: In a word, blanket time
blanket time by Davis123 September 19, 2011

Internet 

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.
1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone
Internet by foreveralonexoxo March 9, 2012

doggleganger 

A dog that looks exactly like another dog.
We were walking Princesss and we saw another dog that was totally her doggleganger.
doggleganger by duguay October 23, 2008
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