Silky Boner
Silky Boner by Boner ManDingo October 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary
twigged
twigged by peterpan8609 June 14, 2007
E-kay
1. a manufacturing company which manufactures high quality grain handling equipment and sells through a network of dealers though out westenr canada.
2. eye-kare-about-you
2. eye-kare-about-you
1. man i need some new high quality grain handling equipment. i guess i should call E-kay.
2. sometimes she really doest know how to say but you can see she E-kays deeply about him, like beyond E-kaying
2. sometimes she really doest know how to say but you can see she E-kays deeply about him, like beyond E-kaying
E-kay by Blackcurrentmondey June 29, 2010
dump on the brain
(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
dump on the brain by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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